... of a villainous publican and an albino vicar.
Arrrrr, I'm listening to a dramatisation of Daphne du Maurier's Jamaica Inn on BBC Radio 7. It's been years since I read that rollicking yarn of wrecking and multiple murder in 19th century Cornwall. You can hear the first part here (starting at 11 am). The next three parts play over the following days. If you want to listen, you'll have to be quick because the Beeb rotates its programs.