This scurvy dog don't have enough of it on International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
I thought about deliverin' today's lecture in a Cornish accent (aaarrrr!) while wearin' this here black eye patch but I chickened out. I deserve me pirate name — Cowerin' Annie Slaughter — cos I be a coward.
Not so, Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy. Mixin' pirattitude with science, they show how to give a lecture to the bilge rats. If only me topic today had been pirates versus ninjas, I would have been all right. Aaarrr!