Someone at Language Log has been reading my diary. I made a note this morning to post on my latest adventure in predictive texting — I ended up with 'shiv' instead of 'shit'. That's good, of course, because we shiv-users are easily offended.
But the text isn't always bowdlerized. I've already mentioned what happened when I typed in 'coal'. If you can't work it out, watch the video.
Duck, watch the video anyway.