Here are some things I've been musing and pondering on.
- The sender names in the spam filter are so entertaining that I'm thinking of using them for story characters. Here's the list from this month (right). Darwin Searl, Margarette Satomba, Buford Crump. Creative gold, every one of 'em.
- Spam subject lines as potential haikus. This takes a bit more work. So far, the best has been:
Empower your sweet night experience[Performs Jedi mind trick]. Don't count the syllables.
Heave your darling bed adventures
- Collecting one liners, some of which are more than one line, from Chris Addison's Twitter Feed.
Finally found an online gun and banjo shop that does free deliverance.
It was me all along - I've got the bees. And if you want them back, you're going to have to do exactly as I say ...
And so on. Perhaps I shouldn't be left to organise my own day.