EXT. SMALL TOWN - DAY
In a small Far North Queensland town, somewhere to the west of Mount Bartle Frere, a bemused elderly MAN in a check shirt approaches a late middle-aged WOMAN as she unlocks her car. The woman is carrying several small parcels (books) and is
MAN
Excuse me. Are you a local?
WOMAN
Yes. Can I help you?
MAN
Do you know where [name]'s funeral is?
WOMAN
Sorry. No. Have you asked at the post office?
MAN
Where is it?
WOMAN
(points at post office)
Oh, yes. They have their finger on the pulse.
MAN
?????
WOMAN
I have to go to Atherton now
THE END