I don't own any Wedgwood. My mug collection is the closest I have to good china. I'd forgotten I had it because, as with the good china, the mugs are only brought out on special occasions. Well, new year's day is pretty much a special occasion. So here's one of them.

Forensic Services Unit of the Northern Territory Police
You can make up your own story about why I have this mug. It'll be heaps better than real reason.