Ha! Call that rain? 'Cause I don't.
Friday's radio and television news reported the coming cold front as if it were bringing a flood of Noachian proportions.
The Mallee and Wimmera got bucket loads* over the weekend but this part of Melbourne received only about 10 mm. Still, it's 10 mm more than we had. And there's another burst on the way, they tell us.
* We're talking very small buckets.